We live in a terrifyingly offended nation. It’s escalated from sex, race and class to the point where old-school confectionery and classic kids TV shows are quivering with fear and facing complete re-brands under the wrath of of furious Twitter warriors who are just so fucking offended. Don’t get me wrong, equality for all is important and… Continue reading 10 things that offend me
I get nostalgic sometimes remembering how seeing the world through children’s eyes seemed to give so much more clarity and wonder. Then I recall specifics of ways in which I saw the world at the age about 10 and realise that whole ‘childhood wonder, rose-tinted glasses’ thing was most likely stepping swiftly aside right… Continue reading 10 things I believed when I was 10 years old
Eyebrows in 2016 are big – Both figuratively and literally. Gone are the days of brows plucked savagely into rows of individual hairs which create barely more than a shadow on the face, followed by that horrific period of regrowth…Shudder, dark times. Brows have become far more than brows – Over the last few years we… Continue reading Microblading at Vanilla Pod – For the Modern Eyebrow Enthusiast
1) There will be an individual who claims they are ‘not one to gossip.’ This individual is the sole source of any and all workplace gossip that has ever passed – And also seems to have a keen sense for any that may come to pass in the future. Often caught nattering amidst a gathering… Continue reading 10 things office workers will know
Dear Women, Short hair is in this season. Cut your hair. No, wait – Kylie Jenner is rocking that 20-inch weave. Better grow it out again. Are you bikini-body ready? Do you own a bikini and a body? Great, but first scrutinize these images of celebrities wearing bikinis, flaunting embarrassing things like fat rolls and… Continue reading Dear Women. With Love, The Media
Have you ever had an encounter with a stranger which has left you wishing you could see that person just one more time? It may be that you want to apologise for something, thank them or simply say the things you wish you’d said. A brush with a complete stranger can be so profound in… Continue reading 10 Messages to 10 Strangers
This is what happens when I don’t go out on a Saturday night and get a couple of hours to myself. Things get deep. I’ve wondered, on more than one occasion, whether I feel like I’m missing out because there are just some things I will never get to experience. There are parallel lifetimes and… Continue reading 7 Billion Existences
When a female steps into the realms of dating it is not something to be taken lightly. We have the tendency to not only over-analyze everything but also to live out elaborate fantasies in our head. This dangerous combination means that we could either be convincing ourselves that the man we’re on a first date… Continue reading 15 Female Thoughts – On a First Date
A ‘girls night out’ sounds like a very elegant and classy affair. It suggests the sipping of cocktails and wearing elegant dresses, plenty of pretentious planning and coquettish giggling as one exclaims ‘I think I’m getting tipsy’ and promptly goes home to bed. A ‘girls night out,’ however, is usually anything but. Expectation – You will… Continue reading Girls Night Out – Expectation VS Reality
If you’re a fan of AMC’s The Walking Dead, you’ll know that with each episode comes an extremely stressful (but completely worth it) struggle of emotions. Some episodes can actually leave you sat there feeling vulnerable and numb as if you’ve just experienced a messy break-up – Highly dramatic considering this would involve a break-up… Continue reading The 5 Stages of Watching The Walking Dead
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